Booger Boy

I used to see babies with snotty noses and wonder why any parent would just leave their baby with a bunch of boogers.  Then I became a mom and realized that they leave the boogers there because they have a baby that absolutely refuses to let you wipe his or her nose.  So next time you see my booger boy covered in gold, know that he is stronger than me and I have no control over his nostrils. 

M